Color Splash May FF 2019

Today’s post is this month’s Funny Friday, a regular feature published on the last Friday
of every month. Funny Friday is a collaborative project. Each month one of the participants
submits a picture, then we all write 5 captions or thoughts inspired by that month’s picture.
Links to the other bloggers’ posts are below, click on them and see what they’ve come up
with. I hope we bring a smile to your face as you start your weekend.

Here’s today’s picture. It was submitted by Dawn of Cognitive Script.

1. Oh man! It's so colorful the picture blurred.

2. NOW I won't ever lose my car in the mall parking lot again.

3. Sir, do you know why I pulled you over? No officer. Blinding distraction paint job.

4. I wonder what made them decide on that color scheme?

5. Well, I told the painter I wanted something different. NOW everyone is watching me.

Click on the links below and let some other bloggers make you smile:

Baking In A Tornado             https://www.BakingInATornado.com

Southern Belle Charm         https://www.southernbellecharm.com

The Bergham Chronicles     https://berghamchronicles.blogspot.com

 Bookworm Kitchen         https://www.bookwormkitchen.com

Jokers Wild - poetry

Welcome to the April edition of collaborative bloggers picking a theme and writing poetry about that subject. It could be haiku, free verse, prose or anything they choose. This month the theme is HA! Jokes On You in honor of April Fool's Day which of course we know has passed but the subject matter was just too good to pass up. At the bottom of this post you'll find links to the others. Thank you for stopping by and have a great day!

Ode To The Prankster
He saw them sitting there
round and fat
but knew he should eat a pear
but there they sat

Picking up one
so light and fluffy
he would gain a ton
from one bite of the puffy

Oh sweet joy
the sugar
oh boy
wait is that a booger

His mind was playing tricks
no booger but a lump of sugar
ah yes, this one he would pick
and bite it now or sooner

What a surprise
not sweet at all but gooey inside
white cream oh no
it was mayo!

HA! The Jokes On You

Now, can you imagine, seeing your favorite cream filled donuts sitting on the table just waiting for you to devour one. You pick it up, take a bite and find it is filled with mayo??? OMG someone would tote a serious @$$ whooping! No joke. I'd be livid! And most likely throwing up too. Eww nasty.

Jokers Wild
April first is filled with pranks
jokers run wild at every turn
be careful what you eat or drink
you might wind up with a belly full of ink

Your favorite muffin
could be meatloaf in disguise
raspberry sauce is ketchup
and who knows what else is inside

Jokers are wild
every April
so beware what you're taking
I'm sure you'll be mistaking
all kinds of goodness for ewws inside

Thanks for stopping by and be sure to visit the other wonderfully talented bloggers who are participating. I try, I enjoy it but a poet I am not.

https://www.bakinginatornado.com/2019/04/the-jokes-on-you-april-poetry.html
http://www.clutteredgenius.com/?p=9965
https://dlt-lifeontheranch.blogspot.com/2019/04/brother-of-joke.html

Oktoberfest Shenanigans FF - March 2019

Five captions from 5 bloggers for the same photo, that's how this works. Hope you find
it humorous.
Funny Friday, March 2019

Today’s post is this month’s Funny Friday, a regular feature published on the last Friday of
every month. Funny Friday is a collaborative project. Each month one of the participants
submits a picture, then we all write 5 captions or thoughts inspired by that month’s picture.
Links to the other bloggers’ posts are below, click on them and see what they’ve come up
with. I hope we bring a smile to your face as you start your weekend.

Here’s today’s picture. It was submitted by Dawn of Cognitive Script. (yep that's me, a LONG
LONG LONG time ago)

1. Daddy Look at the funny lady, what's she doing?

2. Give me your hand son, keep walking, turn around, don't look at her.

3. Being an American at the Oktoberfest celebration is not all it's cracked up to be.

4. Here, drink this beer they said, it will be fun they said. Oh yeah I'm having a blast.

5. Just put your head through the big hole, then your hands in the two beside your head,
now let's get a picture. "HEY WHERE are you going? Get back here!" Dirty double crossing
bag thief.

Click on the links below and let some other bloggers make you smile:

Baking In A Tornado             https://www.bakinginatornado.com

Southern Belle Charm         https://www.southernbellecharm.com

Cognitive Script               https://cognitivescript.blogspot.com

The Bergham Chronicles     https://berghamchronicles.blogspot.com

https://www.bookwormkitchen.com/

Did you see that Flash? FF

Here we go again...another great photo and five captions...

Today’s post is this month’s Funny Friday, a regular feature published on the last Friday
of every month. Funny Friday is a collaborative project. Each month one of the participants
submits a picture, then we all write 5 captions or thoughts inspired by that month’s picture.
Links to the other bloggers’ posts are below, click on them and see what they’ve come up
with. I hope we bring a smile to your face as you start your weekend.

Here’s today’s picture. It was submitted by Jules of The Bergham Chronicles.

1. Did you see that Flash? What or who was it?

2. See Mom, it's me! Gigi Flash

3. Whew, how do super heroes wear these mask all the time? I'm sweating!

4. Yes I know it's not Halloween and No I don't care! I'm The Flash

5. I'm never growing up, unless I can wear this everyday.

Click on the links below and let some other bloggers make you smile:

Baking In A Tornado             https://www.BakingInATornado.com

Southern Belle Charm         https://www.southernbellecharm.com

Cognitive Script               https://cognitivescript.blogspot.com

The Bergham Chronicles     https://berghamchronicles.blogspot.com

Blown Away - FF

Time to start the year off with a great photo and funny captions...

Today’s post is this month’s Funny Friday, a regular feature published on the last Friday
of every month. Funny Friday is a collaborative project. Each month one of the participants
submits a picture, then we all write 5 captions or thoughts inspired by that month’s picture.
Links to the other bloggers’ posts are below, click on them and see what they’ve come up
with. I hope we bring a smile to your face as you start your weekend.

Here’s today’s picture. It was submitted by Dawn of Cognitive Script.

1. Driving on the interstate and see a truck hauling not one but two...see the number

2. Well blow me down!

3. I'm blown away by that trailer full.

4. Man that's an air blowing rig there...

5. Fan you see it? I fan.

groan...I'll stop. LOL

Click on the links below and let some other bloggers make you smile:

Baking In A Tornado             https://www.BakingInATornado.com

Southern Belle Charm         https://www.southernbellecharm.com

Cognitive Script               https://cognitivescript.blogspot.com

The Bergham Chronicles     https://berghamchronicles.blogspot.com

JUMP - FF Dec 2018

The last Funny Friday post of 2018, hard to believe another year has come and gone but it's true. I hope you enjoy this post and will return each Friday for a new and exciting writing challenge.
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year

Today’s post is this month’s Funny Friday, a regular feature published on the last Friday
of every month. Funny Friday is a collaborative project. Each month one of the participants
submits a picture, then we all write 5 captions or thoughts inspired by that month’s picture.
Links to the other bloggers’ posts are below, click on them and see what they’ve come up
with. I hope we bring a smile to your face as you start your weekend.

Here’s today’s picture. It was submitted by Jules of The Bergham Chronicles.

1. Oh Listen Whit! Mommy's favorite song "JUMP"

2. What mommy? Jump? Okay!

3. Did I jump high? 12 feet?

4. Watch me! I can see my butt when I jump!

5. Frog? Nope. Kangaroo? Nope. Hyper child? Nope. Just me having fun.

Click on the links below and let some other bloggers make you smile:

The Bergham Chronicles                       http://berghamchronicles.blogspot.com/
Baking In A Tornado             https://www.BakingInATornado.com

X Marks The Spot - FF Nov

Today’s post is this month’s Funny Friday, a regular feature published on the last Friday
of every month. Funny Friday is a collaborative project. Each month one of the participants
submits a picture, then we all write 5 captions or thoughts inspired by that month’s picture.
Links to the other bloggers’ posts are below, click on them and see what they’ve come up
with. I hope we bring a smile to your face as you start your weekend.

Here’s today’s picture. It was submitted by Dawn of Cognitive Script. (Me)

1. Driving down the interstate I see an "X" in red. No signs, no explanation, just an X.

2. In town, I see them as well. Confused. I wonder...does X mark the spot?

3. Is this some new "do not enter" sign?

4. X marks the spot, for what? I know! A lane for NO TICKETS issued!

5. Lane closed, I hope, cause if it's "wrong way" we're all in trouble

Click on the links below and let some other bloggers make you smile:

Baking In A Tornado             https://www.BakingInATornado.com

The Bergham Chronicles       http://berghamchronicles.blogspot.com/

Chillin' At Wally World FF August 2018

Funny Friday, August 2018

Today’s post is this month’s Funny Friday, a regular feature published on the last Friday
of every month. Funny Friday is a collaborative project. Each month one of the participants
submits a picture, then we all write 5 captions or thoughts inspired by that month’s picture.
Links to the other bloggers’ posts are below, click on them and see what they’ve come up
with. I hope we bring a smile to your face as you start your weekend.

Here’s today’s picture. It was submitted by Dawn of Cognitive Script. (yep me)

1. Man thinking "this was the best thing I've bought all year. I can just chill here while
she shops her little heart out"

2. Cop driving through the parking lot "Uh, base we have a squatter in the Wal-Mart
parking lot, advise?" Base "proceed with caution, the people of Wal-Mart are shady"

3. Stop the car, stop the car!!!! I HAVE to take a picture of this otherwise NO ONE will
believe me.

4. Well doesn't he look comfy, on his cot, feet up, hat over his face...he does realize this
is a parking lot. Right?

5. I have trouble laying out in my own yard and here this guy is in the parking lot, just
chillin'.

Click on the links below and let some other bloggers make you smile:

Southern Belle Charm         http://www.southernbellecharm.com

The Bergham Chronicles     http://berghamchronicles.blogspot.com/

Cognitive Script                 https://cognitivescript.blogspot.com/

Baking In A Tornado          https://www.BakingInATornado.com

Spring Cleaning Time - FF

Today’s post is this month’s Funny Friday, a regular feature published on the last Friday
of every month. Funny Friday is a collaborative project. Each month one of the
participants submits a picture, then we all write 5 captions or thoughts inspired by that
month’s picture. Links to the other bloggers’ posts are below, click on them and see
what they’ve come up with. I hope we bring a smile to your face as you start your weekend.

Here’s today’s picture. It was submitted by Dawn of Cognitive Script.

1. JT:Spring cleaning, great, and my only day off...grumble grumble grumble

2. JT:What? I mean ma'am...no I didn't say anything

3. JT:Sure I'll get those out for you.

4. JT:Wait, while I'm down here I might as well clean???

5. JT: Mom...there are laws against child labor.
Me: Yes, there are but you are no longer a child so get skippy with it.

Click on the links below and let some other bloggers make you smile:

Baking In A Tornado             https://www.BakingInATornado.com

Southern Belle Charm                    http://www.southernbellecharm.com

The Bergham Chronicles                       http://berghamchronicles.blogspot.com/

Cognitive Script                 https://cognitivescript.blogspot.com/

Cat Burglar SS - May

Welcome to a Secret Subject Swap. This week 10 brave bloggers picked a secret subject for someone else and were assigned a secret subject to interpret in their own style. Today we are all simultaneously divulging our topics and submitting our posts. 

Sit down and let me tell you the story of the cat burglar. Back in 1989 my husband, then boyfriend, was deployed to Iraq and for the first time I was alone in our home for what felt like eternity.

I did have Max. My orange tabby. He was my buddy, my snuggle kitty and companion.

I was in bed one night and kept hearing a noise outside. Concerned because there had been issues in our neighborhood with break-ins.

Finally dozing off, tossing and turning, I hear something in my hallway. I'll admit, I'm a little freaked out. Laying there trying to decide what to do. Okay this is long before cell phones or cordless phones. I did have a baseball bat near my bed.

Staying very still, listening and watching for any movement. Then it happens...the toilet flushes. I'm like OMG this jerk has broken in and now is using my bathroom?!?!

Ever so slowly I scooted to the edge of the bed, reached for my Louisville Slugger and rolled on to the floor. Low crawling toward the door, I froze, the toilet flushed again. Dear lord what was he doing in there?
Inching toward the hallway, listening and trying not to breath. I make it to the door, ever so quietly I stand up. Bat in hand, ready to swing, stepping into the hall and making my way to the bathroom door. I see it is standing wide open, gee guess he's not a shy burglar.
Simultaneously I jump in the door way, flip on the light and scream. Don't ask me why I screamed I guess I thought it would scare the burglar into submission.
And then, the toilet flushed.
There, sitting on the seat, entertaining himself with the swirling water...was Max. My cat was flushing my toilet at 3 a.m.
Relief flooded me and then I was mad. This dad gum cat had woken me up at 3 a.m. all because he was entertaining himself watching the water swirl in the bowl.
Then the laughter hit. I must have laughed for an hour. I said to myself, I can't wait for him to call and tell him all about the "cat burglar".

Here are links to all the sites now featuring Secret Subject Swap posts.  Sit back, grab a cup, and check them all out. See you there:

Baking In A Tornado                            https://www.BakingInATornado.com

The Lieber Family Blog                        http://thelieberfamily.com

The Bergham Chronicles                        https://berghamchronicles.blogspot.com 

Southern Belle Charm                        http://www.southernbellecharm.com   

 The Blogging 911                            http://theblogging911.com/blog 

Never Ever Give Up Hope                   https://batteredhope.blogspot.com  

Cognitive Script                                https://cognitivescript.blogspot.com/  

Part-Time Working Hockey Mom         https://thethreegerbers.blogspot.ch/  

My Brand of Crazy                              https://sarahsbrandcrazy.blogspot.com/

Climaxed                                          https://climaxedtheblog.blogspot.com        

Your “Secret Subject” is:

Tell a funny story (true or made up) about your pet (or a pet you wish you had).

It was submitted by: http://thelieberfamily.com         Cat