Need More Coffee - FF April 2019

Today’s post is this month’s Funny Friday, a regular feature published on the last Friday

of every month. Funny Friday is a collaborative project. Each month one of the participants

submits a picture, then we all write 5 captions or thoughts inspired by that month’s picture.

Links to the other bloggers’ posts are below, click on them and see what they’ve come up

with. I hope we bring a smile to your face as you start your weekend.

Here’s today’s picture. It was submitted by Dawn of Cognitive Script.

1. Oh come on, why is this thing not working?

2. Must be Monday for the pump too cause the gas still hasn't started and I've been
standing here forever.

3. Me sitting at the other pump giggling, she must need more coffee.

4. Okay I can't take it anymore, "Ma'am that pump is out of order."

5. She just continues to stand there, butt against the car, waiting for the gas. Oh well,
I tried, guess she'll be there a long time.

Click on the links below and let some other bloggers make you smile:

Baking In A Tornado             https://www.BakingInATornado.com

Southern Belle Charm         https://www.southernbellecharm.com

The Bergham Chronicles     https://berghamchronicles.blogspot.com

https://www.bookwormkitchen.com/2019/04/26/funny-friday-april-3/

Jokers Wild - poetry

Welcome to the April edition of collaborative bloggers picking a theme and writing poetry about that subject. It could be haiku, free verse, prose or anything they choose. This month the theme is HA! Jokes On You in honor of April Fool's Day which of course we know has passed but the subject matter was just too good to pass up. At the bottom of this post you'll find links to the others. Thank you for stopping by and have a great day!

Ode To The Prankster
He saw them sitting there
round and fat
but knew he should eat a pear
but there they sat

Picking up one
so light and fluffy
he would gain a ton
from one bite of the puffy

Oh sweet joy
the sugar
oh boy
wait is that a booger

His mind was playing tricks
no booger but a lump of sugar
ah yes, this one he would pick
and bite it now or sooner

What a surprise
not sweet at all but gooey inside
white cream oh no
it was mayo!

HA! The Jokes On You

Now, can you imagine, seeing your favorite cream filled donuts sitting on the table just waiting for you to devour one. You pick it up, take a bite and find it is filled with mayo??? OMG someone would tote a serious @$$ whooping! No joke. I'd be livid! And most likely throwing up too. Eww nasty.

Jokers Wild
April first is filled with pranks
jokers run wild at every turn
be careful what you eat or drink
you might wind up with a belly full of ink

Your favorite muffin
could be meatloaf in disguise
raspberry sauce is ketchup
and who knows what else is inside

Jokers are wild
every April
so beware what you're taking
I'm sure you'll be mistaking
all kinds of goodness for ewws inside

Thanks for stopping by and be sure to visit the other wonderfully talented bloggers who are participating. I try, I enjoy it but a poet I am not.

https://www.bakinginatornado.com/2019/04/the-jokes-on-you-april-poetry.html
http://www.clutteredgenius.com/?p=9965
https://dlt-lifeontheranch.blogspot.com/2019/04/brother-of-joke.html