Friday, March 30, 2018

Banana With A View - FF

Funny Friday, March 2018

Today’s post is this month’s Funny Friday, a regular feature published on the last Friday
of every month. Funny Friday is a collaborative project. Each month one of the participants
submits a picture, then we all write 5 captions or thoughts inspired by that month’s picture.
Links to the other bloggers’ posts are below, click on them and see what they’ve come up
with. I hope we bring a smile to your face as you start your weekend.

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Here’s today’s picture. It was submitted by Karen of Baking In A Tornado.

1. Banana with a view...

2. Hon! I think I may have put too much rum in those cookies.

3. Karen, what are you talking about?

4. Well, do you see a big banana in that chair? AND the room is off kilter.

5. I'll tell ya what's off kilter woman. He walks in and WHOA what the...
okay maybe it was a tad too much rum.

Click on the links below and let some other bloggers make you smile:

Bookworm in the Kitchen

Southern Belle Charm          

The Bergham Chronicles             

Baking In A Tornado   

Friday, March 16, 2018

Pitiful Pauly and his plight - uyw

Today’s post is a writing challenge. This is how it works: participating bloggers picked 4 – 6 words or short phrases for someone else to craft into a post. All words must be used at least once and all the posts will be unique as each writer has received their own set of words. That’s the challenge, here’s a fun twist; no one who’s participating knows who got their words and in what direction the writer will take them. Until now.

At the end of this post you’ll find links to the other blogs featuring this challenge. Check them all out, see what words they got and how they used them. 

Poor Pauly stepped up to the plate, it was a pity he was present today. His past performance was pitiful. Just as he stepped up, a plane flew overhead and he thought, "man if I could just fly away" and just like that he was gone.
The coach who wasn't paying much attention to anything except the orange he was peeling, bit down. Eww too pithy and that's when he heard the gasp and screams.
Pauly was gone. His shoes and bat were on the plate but he was gone.
Everyone looked around, called his name and some began to cry.

Pauly looked around, whoa, what, wait, what the...where was he? OMGosh, he was IN the plane! He looked out the window but all he could see were clouds. Was he dreaming? Maybe. Maybe not and if not, where was he headed? What would he do when he got there and who would take care of him.
Poor little guy began to cry and the drops of tears on his pillow woke him up.
He sat up, looked around and said "whew! there's NO WAY I'm going to the game today." He rolled over and went back to sleep.

Links to the other “Use Your Words” posts:
Baking In A Tornado            
Bookworm in the Kitchen        
On the Border                      
The Bergham Chronicles                  
Southern Belle Charm                
The Blogging 911                      
Part-Time Working Hockey Mom  
plate ~ plane ~ pity ~ pithy ~ present ~ past
It was submitted by:            

Wednesday, March 14, 2018

Mad As A Hatter: March Madness

Welcome to the group poetry post. A group of brave and talented bloggers get together with a chosen theme once a month and share their take in diverse writing styles. It's fun, silly and enlightening. We hope you enjoy it as much as we do.

Mad As A Hatter: March Madness
He marches in like a lion
He stares you straight in the face
It is unnerving
He is a force to be reckoned with
Strong, fierce, moving
He is the wind

He blows in like a lion
and out like a lamb
leaving us embracing what is left behind

Mad as a hatter
is how we feel at times
But each year
we look forward to his arrival

Karen of Baking In A Tornado

Jules of The Bergham Chronicles

Diane of On The Border

Friday, March 9, 2018

Halloween Joke in March - SSS

Welcome to a Secret Subject Swap. This week 8 brave bloggers picked a secret subject for someone else and were assigned a secret subject to interpret in their own style. Today we are all simultaneously divulging our topics and submitting our posts. 

When I received my prompt I thought, well, a Halloween joke in March. Then I tried desperately to come up with something. I'm not a joke teller, nor can I remember most I've heard.
Here goes:

A vampire walks in a bar and the bartender says "what's your poison?" Vampire says "sunlight"
Bartender replies, you'll have to wait a while for that.

Witch walks in and the bartender says "how do you like your poison?" She replies "in an apple"

Werewolf walks in and everyone runs out...

Here are links to all the sites now featuring Secret Subject Swap posts.  Sit back, grab a cup, and check them all out. See you there:
Baking In A Tornado                    
The Lieber Family Blog      
The Bergham Chronicles         
Southern Belle Charm                 
The Blogging 911                    
Part-Time Working Hockey Mom        

Your “Secret Subject” is:
A vampire, a werewolf, and a witch walk in a bar. What happens?
It was submitted by: