Friday, March 9, 2018

Halloween Joke in March - SSS

Welcome to a Secret Subject Swap. This week 8 brave bloggers picked a secret subject for someone else and were assigned a secret subject to interpret in their own style. Today we are all simultaneously divulging our topics and submitting our posts. 

When I received my prompt I thought, well, a Halloween joke in March. Then I tried desperately to come up with something. I'm not a joke teller, nor can I remember most I've heard.
Here goes:

A vampire walks in a bar and the bartender says "what's your poison?" Vampire says "sunlight"
Bartender replies, you'll have to wait a while for that.

Witch walks in and the bartender says "how do you like your poison?" She replies "in an apple"

Werewolf walks in and everyone runs out...

Here are links to all the sites now featuring Secret Subject Swap posts.  Sit back, grab a cup, and check them all out. See you there:
Baking In A Tornado                    
The Lieber Family Blog      
The Bergham Chronicles         
Southern Belle Charm                 
The Blogging 911                    
Part-Time Working Hockey Mom        

Your “Secret Subject” is:
A vampire, a werewolf, and a witch walk in a bar. What happens?
It was submitted by:  


  1. Wow, that is a tough assingment!
    As if *remembering* jokes wasn't difficult enough!!?

  2. This was a tough one! I can never remember them either.

  3. You're better at telling jokes than you think, you made me laugh!

  4. I'd been reading a series of books with all 3 in them and a bar was in there too. They were fun like the jokes :)


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