Well Bust My Britches - SSS

Welcome to a Secret Subject Swap. This week 8 brave bloggers picked a secret subject for someone else and were assigned a secret subject to interpret in their own style. Today we are all simultaneously divulging our topics and submitting our posts. 

Well bust my britches! Of course Karen would want to know my "embarrassing story" and I'd love to say I don't have one. Actually I have several but I'm choosing the least embarrassing one. Well, not really because they were all really bad in my head.

So it's shopping day. I'm out the door with my favorite shirt and jeans on. Double check, yep, list, phone, wallet, debit card and keys. So I'm off. I hit the first store, in and out in record time. The dreaded Wally World, now I drive straight across the street, I survived that my reward is an iced coffee from DD. Mmm mmm

Now I'm out in traffic again, it is horrible here in HOTLanta. I make it to my favorite store, Aldi. I get my shopping done. They had everything on my list. I bag it all up and to the truck I go. It's loaded up, I return my cart and head for home.

Once everything is in the house, took a couple of trips. I'm off to the little girls room.

Okay...I'm sitting there and look down. Hmm my jeans look funny.

OMG to my horror, oh it is NOT funny! My jeans are ripped!! NOT a tear, not a little hole. I mean RIPPED like a BIG gaping hole!

HOLY CRAP WHEN did this happen???? Did I walk around in ALL THREE stores like this? Could anyone see my thighs?? Oh dear sweet mama!

I can't even get up. I'm sitting there horrified. I finally get up the courage, get up and check myself in the mirror. I can't tell.

I go about putting away the stuff and groceries. Hubby comes home for lunch and I'm like "Hey look at my butt and tell me if you see anything"

OKAY not the best way to ask this question!

He's like "woo hoo I've got time."

I said "time for what?"

He said "never mind, obviously that's not what you meant."

I just rolled my eyes. "NO that's not what I meant!"

I said "LOOK "

He said "okay I'm looking but for what?"

I said "do you see anything?"

He says "yes, your butt, why?"

I said, "do my jeans look weird?" I walk a little.

He said "wait, wait, come here"

I walk over to him, he looks at me and says "Umm you can't wear those out anymore."

I'm almost in tears! OMG You can tell!!!!

He's laughing, I'm laughing/crying "It's not funny"

Aww come here I'm sorry.

I said, OMG I was all over 3 stores! he said "honey you were in WM do you really think anyone noticed?"

I said "OMG I hope not, I don't want to be one peopleofwalmart.com"

Here are links to all the sites now featuring Secret Subject Swap posts.  Sit back, grab a cup, and check them all out. See you there:

Baking In A Tornado                             https://www.BakingInATornado.com

The Lieber Family Blog                          http://thelieberfamily.com

The Bergham Chronicles                        https://berghamchronicles.blogspot.com  

The Blogging 911                            http://theblogging911.com/blog    

Cognitive Script                              https://cognitivescript.blogspot.com/

Never Ever Give Up Hope                 https://batteredhope.blogspot.com    

Climaxed                                           https://climaxedtheblog.blogspot.com  

Part-Time Working Hockey Mom          https://thethreegerbers.blogspot.ch/      

Your “Secret Subject” is:

Tell us an embarrassing story.

It was submitted by: https://Bakinginatornado.com