Friday, September 28, 2018

Watermelon Song FF

5 Captions 1 photo...what would you say?
Today’s post is this month’s Funny Friday, a regular feature published on the last Friday
of every month. Funny Friday is a collaborative project. Each month one of the participants
submits a picture, then we all write 5 captions or thoughts inspired by that month’s picture.
Links to the other bloggers’ posts are below, click on them and see what they’ve come up
with. I hope we bring a smile to your face as you start your weekend.
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Here’s today’s picture. It was submitted by Dawn of Cognitive Script. (me)

1. Well, what do you carry around in your front seat? Me? Watermelon, in case I get hungry.

2. You've seen the commercial "what's in your wallet?" well, not much after this trip.

3. Watermelon to the package, hey boxy, you're cramping my roll.

4. Isn't it lovely? Sitting there so unsuspecting...duh duh duh

5. I've got a lovely bunch of...oh wait, I've got a big melon? YES!
I love big melons and I can not lie
you other people can deny
when a farmer walks in with a big ol' pile
I get a big ol' smile up on my face
You get happy, you get all jumpy
'cause you know that melon is juicy
Oh I wanna get wid ya, take a picture of ya
and have a bowl full of ya...

I'll stop before I scare the britches off ya! LOL
Click on the links below and let some other bloggers make you smile:

Baking In A Tornado   

1 comment:

  1. Ha ha, I'll be laughing about your last one for the rest of the day!


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